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This is your life: the wife, the kids, the job, the dog, the SUV, the mortgage. Since the beginning of time, nothing much as changed for the family man. You're the protector, provider, teacher, judge and jury. And you follow the Commandments.

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Love her, feed her, just never hurt her. A hurt mom passes the pain down to her kid. The umbilical cord's more than just a life support system.
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3:05 am, Fri, Feb 22, 2008
 
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She Might Look Like a Whale But Pregnant Mothers are Beautiful
 
Let's face it, gossip is a huge part of the female – or feminine – society. Now, some men do participate in gossip, but that doesn't mean it should become a habit. Let the females keep the art to themselves – you've got more important things to take care of.
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8:19 pm, Tue, Feb 19, 2008
 
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You Arent Part of the Gossip
 
Don't mind the propaganda in the picture. The point is this: if you wanna get to the top, doit yourself. If Bill is riding on Hilary's shirttails just to get to the top yet again, then he's a sad shadow of the man he used to be.
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11:14 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008
 
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Wives arent for Getting to the Top
 
You're the alpha male. Your job is to protect your wife from prying hands and prying eyes. If anybody so much as ogles your wife, you are to go on full alert and, if need be, on interception mode.
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11:06 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008
 
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Nobody Lays a Hand on Your Wife Nobody
 
Renee Zellweger looks better with a bit of fat on her. Your own woman might not. But that doesn't mean that you should stop caring for her, even when she starts looking like a blue whale on steroids.
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10:30 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008
 
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Love Your Woman No Matter What
 
Before tying the knot, that is. The photo above's a fantastic enough reason why you should: no better example than Brtiney and K-Fed to drum the importance of some planning in.
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4:27 pm, Sun, Feb 10, 2008
 
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Always Double Check Your Partner
 
UK woman put dog excrement in husband's curry A Scottish woman has admitted putting dog excrement in her husband's curry after their relationship broke down, the state prosecutor's office said Wednesday. Jill Martin,
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9:45 am, Tue, Aug 7, 2007
 
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1. It?s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job. 2. It?s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It?s important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn?t lie to you.
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12:49 pm, Fri, Jul 27, 2007
 
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If you?re a woman, it?s easy to change your last name when you get married to that of your husband?s. In most cases you just need your birth certificate, a copy of your marriage certificate and a fee when you fill out the forms. In the U
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8:27 am, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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Dont be a man who drinks sissy juice
 
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
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8:12 am, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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