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Your comfort zone is populated with skirts and high heels. You're a connoisseur of the fairer sex. But remember, even the King of Hearts has to live by the Commandments.

          

You won't get any reaction by stalking that hot woman with the cart and willing your presence into motion. Here's a tip: wallflowers hardly ever get any attention.
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Do Not Use the Force Luke
 
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Dont put a Roach Coach in your cart if theres a hot woman around
 
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Never ask a woman what she thinks of the cucumbers
 
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Never hit on a woman whos buying baby formula or diapers
 

          































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