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Your comfort zone is populated with skirts and high heels. You're a connoisseur of the fairer sex. But remember, even the King of Hearts has to live by the Commandments.

          

Face it. If you didn't have somebody bitching at you day and day out, your life wouldn't be very exciting, now would it? Live with your woman's inner bitch. Their bark is worse than their bite.
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1:45 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008
 
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Let Them Bitch Away
 
2:46 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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Any woman on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking
 
2:40 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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2:40 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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Never blow gas in front of a woman unless you have brought her to climax If you trap her head under the covers and fart shes officially your girlfriend
 
2:38 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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2:38 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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You must remain sober enough to fight when in the company of a hot suggestively dressed woman
 
2:38 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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You are free to stare at boobs if a woman is wearing a Wonderbra a low cut blouse or has had a boob job
 
2:37 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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Never argue with a woman about decisions that make no difference
 
2:35 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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2:35 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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Never be blackmailed by a crying woman
 

          































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