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Your comfort zone is populated with skirts and high heels. You're a connoisseur of the fairer sex. But remember, even the King of Hearts has to live by the Commandments.

          

1:10 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008
 
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Some Things Look Too Good To Be True
 
Even if it is Paris Hilton, who's just begging for some tough lovin.
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8:23 pm, Tue, Feb 19, 2008
 
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Never Hurt A Woman
 
Take Jessica Alba from the Fantastic Four movies. Normally, she's this pretty, perky and preppy lab rat, but when you get her pissed off, she can kick even the Silver Surfer's butt. Any woman worth her weight in gold is bound to have a dark side. Tread with caution when this happens.
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8:51 pm, Mon, Feb 11, 2008
 
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The Wrath of An Angry Woman Is Fearsome
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger may have become governor, but if this is his game face, he wouldn't line a date if he dressed himself up in greenbacks.
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4:28 pm, Sun, Feb 10, 2008
 
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Dont Look Like An Idiot When on a Date
 
So no matter how hilarious – or true – the photo is, vote for whomsoever you may want in the upcoming elections. Even if it is Hilary Clinton.
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5:03 pm, Thu, Feb 7, 2008
 
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Men Should Never Be Sexist
 
You never know when you're going to get gifts like these under the tree.
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1:17 am, Fri, Feb 1, 2008
 
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It Pays to Believe in Santa Claus Once in a While
 
That is, if you don't want to be arrested for being an underage molester. Just because they've got breasts doesn't mean you can hit them. Jailbait is never a good thing.
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9:34 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008
 
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Always Ask For an ID
 

          































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