Be it the ogre in the camouflaged shirt, or the woman with arms the size of a leg of ham. ...
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Packing tape is the least of your worries. Never let your kids near your power drill, welder, or even a hammer. ...
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And that's why we love them. When they're all grown up and doing their own things, you'll miss the days when they were just sitting there, mooning the general public or screaming at horses. ...
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Love her, feed her, just never hurt her. A hurt mom passes the pain down to her kid. The umbilical cord's more than just a life support system. ...
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Okay, this photo's been edited, But unless you're a complete moron, you'll know that George Bush is hardly your example of a good leader. So when you vote, remember this photo and keep it from becoming a realit...
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Whoever said kids shouldn't cry didn't know just how much of their character development stems from experiencing discipline , the kind that's sure to make them cry once in a while. ...
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Let's face it, gossip is a huge part of the female – or feminine – society. Now, some men do participate in gossip, but that doesn't mean it should become a habit. Let the females keep the art to themselves – you've got more important things to take care of. ...
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Don't mind the propaganda in the picture. The point is this: if you wanna get to the top, doit yourself. If Bill is riding on Hilary's shirttails just to get to the top yet again, then he's a sad shadow of the man he used to be. ...
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You're the alpha male. Your job is to protect your wife from prying hands and prying eyes. If anybody so much as ogles your wife, you are to go on full alert and, if need be, on interception mode. ...
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You might not have much choice in who they idolize in the long run, but you can set the trend. Say, both George Bush and Beavis and Butthead are bad role models, but Bush is infinitely better than the latter. Be discriminating. ...
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