No offense to George Bush, but it doesn't take a genius to know that to use binoculars, you gotta remove the flaps first. If you plan on using sensitive equipment, it's best to know what the machine does first. So that you don't end up looking stupid when you start using it. ...
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If somebody tries to sell you a table-mounted handgun, don't even give him the time of day. First of all, you'll have a hard time finding shells for the bugger. Second of all, tanks were invented for a reason. Keep a cool head when you're buying firearms – if it sounds like too good of a deal, it probably is. ...
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Sometimes, creativity can be a curse. When you're a barber, the temptation to get creative with those scissors can sometimes be a little intense. When you're the one having your hair cut, a creative barber is your worst nightmare....
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At least, when you're in prison. Some of these guys haven't seen the light of day for years, much less the sight of a woman's pubic hair. Who knows what they might imagine when you're all bent up like that. Ask for another bar, or steal the soap of the guy next to you. What, they're going to throw you in jail for petty theft? ...
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The buddy system is good if you've got something dangerous ahead of you, like a fist fight in your local pub or possible public humiliation. But when "buddy" becomes "chummy," it's time to dump Frederick and maybe look for a new best bud. Like a hot ...
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Me vs. The Bully As a tortured nerd in high school, the author sought his tough-guy father's counsel. His dad's surprising advice changed his life forever. By Mikel Jollett Some fatherly advice: Kick his a...
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It is human nature to try to figure out why bad things happen. Long ago, we blamed natural disasters on the capriciousness of the gods. The flood was caused by Poseidon’s wrath, the storm by Thor’s fury. Gifts were given to the gods, ...
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I'm going to slowly look in to this over the next few weeks (on the list of things to look in to), but right now, my theory on why people are going crazy more so than they used to is simple. It's the fall of the Chuck Yeager Man. I'm not speaking for...
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There will always be more beers, more Doritos, or more pizza, despite what the commercials and run-of-the-mill books on manhood tell you. Having a big appetite is not necessarily a virtue. Remember, too, that your penis is a tool, and ...
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