These guys might not look like much, but they're some of the best musicians today. So you're old – what does it matter? You're still cool in your own special way. ...
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It happened to Arnold, it happened to Stallone, and it could happen to you. Buff or not, fit or not, once you hit the big sixty, you know you're going to start sagging. Live with it. ...
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Take Rudy Giuliani in this photo. He looks like a kid. That old man's nowhere near the prime of his life, but his charisma stems from his penchant to act like a kid with way too much sugar on occasion. ...
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You've never been old and incontinent before. Now you are. Adult diapers are your new best friends. ...
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This is Ellen DeGeneres kissing her Emmys, a sight that people shouldn't even have to stomach. This is the apex of human pride, and anybody who exhibits the same level of boastfulness should be shot on sight. ...
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Tendency of people when they're old is to gravitate in front of the TV during their free time. The strike's begun, Heroes and 24 won't be airing anytime soon – nor, for that matter, will a whole bunch of other great shows. Next season's going to be dismal, with a lot of second-rate shows put together in a rush, and reality TV galore. Get some sun, leg it around town; now that's reality. ...
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If funny man Robin Williams ever decides to run for office, he'd win by a landslide. His charisma is that strong. That trait isn't just limited to himself, though; you can choose to be charming too. Whether you're out to charm the ladies or the people from the IRA, a little bit of poise and smiles all around can't possibly cramp your style. ...
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It's like having a banana in the mouth, that is to say, it's common sense. P. Diddy never would have heard the last of it if the guy he belted didn't stop pressing charges. Things like these can turn into very messy situations very fast. ...
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Britney Spears' relationship with Kevin Federline is a good example of how divorces can go. If you're taking care of the tots, demand for support. The woman doesn't always have to take everything. ...
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Take the 2008 elections. Obama vs. Clinton, Huckabee and Thompson taking advantage of the absences of Giuliani, Romney and McCain. If you can't solve things without quarreling like brats in the sandbox, then maturity isn't something that should even be in your vocabulary. ...
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