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Your garage looks like a sporting goods store. If there's a chance to hit it, throw it, catch or shoot it, you'll be there. Your code: you can do business with anybody, but you only play with gentlemen. The Commandments will guard your honor.
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Who takes the brunt of the hard work when you're riding? The horse. Who suffers most when pulling the carriage? The horse. Who made Bill Richardson look good in this shot, whilst suffering the full force of his weight? The horse. So always pity the horse. ... (More) |
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Seriously, who'd want to look like this? Arnold's pretty much learned his lesson, since he's become considerably slimmer after getting the governor post. Even the former Terminator couldn't stand all that mass for very long. ... (More) |
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This should be a no-brainer. You might have the license for a gun, but the minute you go toting it about in public places, you're bound to do one of two things: hurt somebody, or get arrested. Or both. You're not Mickey Rourke. Don't act like him. ... (More) |
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Get off the couch, ditch the beer and the pork rinds (or hide them for later) and get out. Just because there's no baseball on Fox doesn't mean you can't play the game. ... (More) |
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In other words, keep your eyes peeled. Take Freddie Ljunberg of Arsenal, here. He's mere seconds from sending the ball off to the offside, and he chooses the most inopportune moment to get cross-eyed. It'd be a miracle if he even gets it into midfield. ... (More) |
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So get off your ass and start hitting them waves. Things like these shouldn't even be said outright.
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Unless you're a freak of nature - or you're an idiot, whichever works - you'll want to have a good meal after a good workout. You can load up on all the health supplements you can find, but nothing beats a good Monte Cristo sandwich after a long gym ... (More) |
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You won't always find a rhino inside an empty office, so unless you're feeling really lucky, doing a bit of research for your choice of game and its habitat might be the smartest thing you ever did to improve your - well - game.... (More) |
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It doesn't matter if you look like a dorky white boy who's just a tad bit too fascinated with Mr. T. If you've got team spirit by the truckload, you're one hell of an asset already.... (More) |
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Not when the truth is staring you in the face. Let's face it, bro. You lost. Ditch the beer and get back to your life. Or better yet, get back to your life, and THEN you grab a beer. With some friends.... (More) |
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