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Loving, loyal and faithful, Fido is the best friend you'll ever have. For a few table scraps, some dry food and a corner to curl up in, he'll guard the palace, keep you company and fetch your birds. Just try and find a better bargain.
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Just because they're small doesn't mean they can't maul you. Beware of canines, no matter how big – or well-dressed – they are. (More) |
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11:37 pm, Sat, Mar 8, 2008 |
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George Bush would have been less uptight if he had his own personal Fido (we're talking real lapdogs here). That's the most genuine smile anybody'd ever seen on his face to date. (More) |
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8:29 pm, Tue, Feb 19, 2008 |
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Just because the brown mutt doesn't look as good as the black mutt, or doesn't run quite as fast, it doesn't automatically make the mutt autistic. The mutt is only as stupid as the owner.<br (More) |
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8:50 pm, Tue, Feb 12, 2008 |
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Just because your dog looks like a liposuction experiment gone mad doesn't mean that you can't love it just as much as you would a real dog. Give it a good head rub the next time you consider kicking it in the nuts - you might learn something new about your animal.
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1:54 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 |
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Because really. Who'd want to look at the hind quarters of a dog? Everybody knows that faithful, obedient dogs are the best things a guy could have next to a hot wife and a Maserati, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere, yeah? (More) |
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10:08 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 |
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2:09 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007 |
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