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Loving, loyal and faithful, Fido is the best friend you'll ever have. For a few table scraps, some dry food and a corner to curl up in, he'll guard the palace, keep you company and fetch your birds. Just try and find a better bargain.

          

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If a dog sticks its nose in your crotch you are entitled to kick it in the nuts
 
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I knew an old man who had had dozens of dogs during his lifetime. He would simply rotate these names among his dogs: when "Shep" died or was killed, he would name the next one "Lucky." When "Lucky" bit the dust, the new dog was named "Fido," then
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For a small dog, "Trinket" is not good. "Chip" is good. For a big dog, "Mr. Big" is not good. "Duke" is good.
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