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Loving, loyal and faithful, Fido is the best friend you'll ever have. For a few table scraps, some dry food and a corner to curl up in, he'll guard the palace, keep you company and fetch your birds. Just try and find a better bargain.

          

Seriously. So don't get yourself a Chihuahua for a hunting dog, or a Pomeranian. I'm sure bloodhounds were created specifically for that purpose.
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4:26 pm, Sun, Feb 10, 2008
 
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Small Dogs  Game Chow
 
Preferably, we like to keep dog names to one syllable that you can snap off in a neat command. But give a dog like this a name like Mr. Beauregard III, and you know right away about the owner, sight unseen.
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5:27 pm, Sun, Jul 22, 2007
 
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Only gay men give a dog a name with more than two syllables
 
3:17 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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This dog does NOT hunt and niether does the man pretender
 
3:00 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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Be very very suspicious of any man with a dog thats smaller than a game bird
 

          































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