At least, when you're in prison. Some of these guys haven't seen the light of day for years, much less the sight of a woman's pubic hair. Who knows what they might imagine when you're all bent up like that. Ask for another bar, or steal the soap of the guy next to you. What, they're going to throw you in jail for petty theft?
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Me vs. The Bully As a tortured nerd in high school, the author sought his tough-guy father's counsel. His dad's surprising advice changed his life forever. By Mikel Jollett Some fatherly advice: Kick his a
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There will always be more beers, more Doritos, or more pizza, despite what the commercials and run-of-the-mill books on manhood tell you. Having a big appetite is not necessarily a virtue. Remember, too, that your penis is a tool, and
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Don't light your farts, paint your face, or scream like an idiot whenever there's a TV camera around. You're the product of two billion years of evolution. Act like it.
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*I specifically requested express delivery...* Title: Proverbs Series: One Piece Rating: G Type: Drama Word Count 430... Notes: Spoilers for chapter 430...O_O -When I said last
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Bare hands or teeth only.
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Ever. Even if you find yourself crossing the state line when all you wanted was to go buy some ammo
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For all other situations, a slight nod is all the conversation you need.
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