No offense to George Bush, but it doesn't take a genius to know that to use binoculars, you gotta remove the flaps first. If you plan on using sensitive equipment, it's best to know what the machine does first. So that you don't end up looking stupid when you start using it.
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Sometimes, creativity can be a curse. When you're a barber, the temptation to get creative with those scissors can sometimes be a little intense. When you're the one having your hair cut, a creative barber is your worst nightmare.
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It is human nature to try to figure out why bad things happen. Long ago, we blamed natural disasters on the capriciousness of the gods. The flood was caused by Poseidon’s wrath, the storm by Thor’s fury. Gifts were given to the gods,
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I'm going to slowly look in to this over the next few weeks (on the list of things to look in to), but right now, my theory on why people are going crazy more so than they used to is simple. It's the fall of the Chuck Yeager Man. I'm not speaking for
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Chuck Norris has no mother, as crawling out of a vagina is unbecoming of a man of his stature.
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I had finished my usual morning repast of gravel and iron filings and was reaching over to a nearby fence to tear off a piece of barbed wire to use as dental floss when I realized something: I'm as manly as they come. People often confuse being "a
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Anybody want to guess how many teenage boys this guy has locked in his basement? Hey, SOMEBODY's got to be the market for those Toyota Corollas that last for 300,000 miles.
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