These guys might not look like much, but they're some of the best musicians today. So you're old – what does it matter? You're still cool in your own special way.
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It happened to Arnold, it happened to Stallone, and it could happen to you. Buff or not, fit or not, once you hit the big sixty, you know you're going to start sagging. Live with it.
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Take Rudy Giuliani in this photo. He looks like a kid. That old man's nowhere near the prime of his life, but his charisma stems from his penchant to act like a kid with way too much sugar on occasion.
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You've never been old and incontinent before. Now you are. Adult diapers are your new best friends.
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Tendency of people when they're old is to gravitate in front of the TV during their free time. The strike's begun, Heroes and 24 won't be airing anytime soon – nor, for that matter, will a whole bunch of other great shows. Next season's going to be dismal, with a lot of second-rate shows put together in a rush, and reality TV galore. Get some sun, leg it around town; now that's reality.
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If funny man Robin Williams ever decides to run for office, he'd win by a landslide. His charisma is that strong. That trait isn't just limited to himself, though; you can choose to be charming too. Whether you're out to charm the ladies or the people from the IRA, a little bit of poise and smiles all around can't possibly cramp your style.
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It's like having a banana in the mouth, that is to say, it's common sense. P. Diddy never would have heard the last of it if the guy he belted didn't stop pressing charges. Things like these can turn into very messy situations very fast.
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Take the 2008 elections. Obama vs. Clinton, Huckabee and Thompson taking advantage of the absences of Giuliani, Romney and McCain. If you can't solve things without quarreling like brats in the sandbox, then maturity isn't something that should even be in your vocabulary.
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If you're gonna be a leader, you want to set an example. Play clean, hide your tracks. Show a little intelligence, for cryin' out loud. Don't go the Mke Huckabee way. Anybody who's running for president but doesn't clean up his alarmingly messy past has something wrong in the noggin'.
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This Guy Rules entry is going to outline the differences between man and women and their emotional states. While women have this vast array of emotions, men do not. As a matter of fact, when it is all hashed out, we have just one emotion. <b
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