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Look for the party, find the party, make the party. You ARE the party. You only go out on nights beginning with a letter of the alphabet. So here's to you. Buy the house a round, dazzle them with your charm, and remember to live by the Commandments.
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Man Commnadments for Dating
1.Don't call, ever.
2.If you like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3.Lie.
4.Name your penis. Be sure it is something nar (More) |
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The most effective rejection lines and what they actually mean:
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too (More) |
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8:11 am, Mon, Jul 23, 2007 |
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10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are (More) |
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8:10 am, Mon, Jul 23, 2007 |
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It is just a matter of effort. (More) |
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