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Look for the party, find the party, make the party. You ARE the party. You only go out on nights beginning with a letter of the alphabet. So here's to you. Buy the house a round, dazzle them with your charm, and remember to live by the Commandments.
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To determine the 57 Varieties of Heinz, I opened my fridge.
1. Ketchup.
2. Dill Pickles.
I could not find a third. Not a great start.
But this is a question, I learned, that many others have asked b (More) |
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DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gi (More) |
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