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Look for the party, find the party, make the party. You ARE the party. You only go out on nights beginning with a letter of the alphabet. So here's to you. Buy the house a round, dazzle them with your charm, and remember to live by the Commandments.

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3:29 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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3:29 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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9:20 am, Tue, Jul 31, 2007
 
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Always save room for one more
 
4:24 pm, Mon, Jul 30, 2007
 
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Its better to have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
 
You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
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1:52 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.
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1:51 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top
 
1:46 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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Never look at yourself in the mirror after your sixth drink
 
If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
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1:45 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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Never tip with coins that have touched you
 
3:32 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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If a woman buys you a drink she likes you
 
3:31 pm, Sat, Jul 21, 2007
 
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If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts she still might not like you
 

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