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Look for the party, find the party, make the party. You ARE the party. You only go out on nights beginning with a letter of the alphabet. So here's to you. Buy the house a round, dazzle them with your charm, and remember to live by the Commandments.

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Sex is hereditary If your parents never had it chances are you wont either
 
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If it smells like fish it tastes delish
 
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If she swallows the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks
 
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If you talk about having a big dick you probably dont
 
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No matter how cool you think it looks, women hate it.
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If you want to hook up shave
 
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