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For business, pleasure or just to get out of Dodge, you'll hit the road at a moment's notice. Whether jetting across the Atlantic or lurching through the bushveld on an oxcart, travel is your tonic. Let a good map and the Commandments be your guide.

          

Shit happens when you're in one of those trips. It might be too much to expect an avalanche or a cave-in, but don't let that stop you from bringing a small flask of high-quality brandy along, or that extra coil of industrial-strength rope. You wouldn't want to be on the losing end of any deal.
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Be Prepared for the Unexpected
 
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Flip a coin to see who gets the fold out If you get it dont complain
 
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Do not stop on a road trip until everyone in the car has to pee and every available Gatorade bottle is full
 
Leslie: Oh my god, Kel, you were such a slut last night. I swear. Kelly: Shut up, d-bag, you were so slutty last night, you were being such the whore! Leslie: Okay, but can I just say, that when you took that baseball bat to
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