great_pretender's User Profile Screen Name: great_pretender Full Name: Date Of Birth: 7/1/1983 Email Address: Private! Country Of Residence: Member Since: October 22, 2007 Profile Image: Website URL:     great_pretender's History     Stories Posted: 53 Comments Posted: 0     Stories "great_pretender" posted: Title of post: Story posted at: Children Do the Silliest Things 12:21 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008 Look Before You Leap 12:19 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008 Don't Believe Your Eyes All The Time 12:07 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008 The Importance of Actions Overcome Their Significance 12:04 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008 No Matter How Buff you Get, You Will Always Sag in the End 9:56 pm, Sat, Feb 23, 2008 A Bit of Self-Defense Know-how Never Hurt Anyone 9:54 pm, Sat, Feb 23, 2008 You're Only Worth What you get Paid 9:51 pm, Sat, Feb 23, 2008 An Army of Penguins Does Not A Crowd Make 9:42 pm, Sat, Feb 23, 2008 Prison Is Never Good 7:51 pm, Fri, Feb 22, 2008 People Do Not Dictate the Tastes of Others 10:42 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 Teach Your Kids Well and Let Them Lead the Way 10:38 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 Pride is a Silly Little Thing 10:35 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 You Don't Always Have to Stand Out 10:32 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 Always Look Good 10:31 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 Love Your Woman No Matter What 10:30 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008 Super Buff is not Super Hot 9:16 pm, Mon, Feb 11, 2008 Charm and Wit Can Take you Places 9:12 pm, Mon, Feb 11, 2008 Never Wave a Gun in a Public Place 8:56 pm, Mon, Feb 11, 2008 The Wrath of An Angry Woman Is Fearsome 8:51 pm, Mon, Feb 11, 2008 Watch Where You're Kicking the Ball 5:04 pm, Thu, Feb 7, 2008 Men Should Never Be Sexist 5:03 pm, Thu, Feb 7, 2008 Maturity Isn't About Having the Loudest Voice 5:02 pm, Thu, Feb 7, 2008 Idiocy Does Not a Good Leader Make 5:01 pm, Thu, Feb 7, 2008 Know Your Tools 12:49 am, Sun, Feb 3, 2008 Driving Requires at least a Bit of Attention 12:48 am, Sun, Feb 3, 2008 Guns Were Specifically Designed to be Handheld and Portable 12:47 am, Sun, Feb 3, 2008 Don't Ever Tell the Barber to Get Creative 12:46 am, Sun, Feb 3, 2008 Always Go Over your Pick-up Lines Before Putting Them In Action 1:22 am, Fri, Feb 1, 2008 Never Overdo the Hairdo 1:19 am, Fri, Feb 1, 2008 It Pays to Believe in Santa Claus Once in a While 1:17 am, Fri, Feb 1, 2008 Be Prepared for the Unexpected 1:11 am, Fri, Feb 1, 2008 Do Not Use the Force, Luke 5:44 pm, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 She's Not Worth Your Time 5:38 pm, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Never Trust With Everything You've Got 5:33 pm, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Hot Women in Lingerie Demand Respect 5:25 pm, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Relaxation is Hard Work 2:24 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Girls in Bikinis are Hot 2:19 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Alcohol Will Not Get You Laid 2:16 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Live With Hair Loss 2:06 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Never, Ever Pick up the Soap 2:00 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Weird Dogs are People Too 1:54 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Let Them Bitch Away 1:45 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 Don't Use the Shotgun 1:39 am, Tue, Jan 29, 2008 No Health Supplement Can Top a Good Meal 10:38 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Know Where To Hunt 10:22 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 The Top isn't as Bad as They Make it Sound 10:18 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Never Look at a Dog's Rear 10:08 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Team Spirit Is Not Measured in Appearance 10:04 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Buddies Never Spoon 9:41 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Always Ask For an ID 9:34 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Denial Won't Do You Any Good 9:29 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 You're Hired! 9:25 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 She's Got You by the Balls 9:12 pm, Fri, Jan 25, 2008 Stories "great_pretender" commented on: No posts!