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Tote that barge. Lift that bale. Make that shine rag pop. Face it. Unlike your trust fund buddies, you're a sweat-of-the-brow guy. As you soldier on to earn your daily bread, let your conscience and the Commandments be your guide.

          

Congratulations! You got the job. Now your boss can officially run you over with impunity and blame it all on "executive privilege." If you were a dog, you'd be a bitch. Your boss' bitch. But that's always better than being roadkill.
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Never fart during an interview
 

          































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