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Tote that barge. Lift that bale. Make that shine rag pop. Face it. Unlike your trust fund buddies, you're a sweat-of-the-brow guy. As you soldier on to earn your daily bread, let your conscience and the Commandments be your guide.

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If this fire escape had a better layout, less people would have to die.
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11:34 pm, Sat, Mar 8, 2008
 
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Planning Makes Perfect
 
So laugh at his jokes, do what he tells you, spit-shine his shoes if you have to. You need him, no matter how insufferable he may seem.
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1:04 am, Sat, Mar 8, 2008
 
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Your Boss Controls Your Career – For Now
 
This was Saddam's biggest mistake. You've got to be careful whom you choose to help you out, no matter how tough the situation. Sooner or later, they could turn out to be the ones to crucify – or in Saddam's case, hang – you.
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8:33 pm, Tue, Feb 19, 2008
 
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Choose the People You Choose To Rally With
 
Ever feel like pulling something similar? Matt Damon in the midst of a sea of small African children might strike you as odd, but some people like standing out so much that they go to great lengths to achieve just that. But sometimes, the more you stand out, the easier it is to cut you down. Play it cool by keeping a low profile.
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10:32 pm, Mon, Feb 18, 2008
 
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 You Dont Always Have to Stand Out
 
Men! Ever wondered why your buddy got fired and prosecuted because of the female glamour photo on his office wall, though the woman who complained has even more male glamour photos that are seen as 'cute', 'liberated' and 'progressive'
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3:09 pm, Mon, Jul 30, 2007
 
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Do not display sexist images in your office
 
2:41 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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If at first you succeed try not to look too surprised
 
2:36 pm, Mon, Jul 23, 2007
 
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5:23 pm, Sun, Jul 22, 2007
 
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Be polite professional and have a plan to kill anyone you need to
 
5:17 pm, Sun, Jul 22, 2007
 
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Have confidence and exhibit a commanding appearance
 

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